Sunday, September 12, 2010

Tweet quotes - part one

I'm in the process of saving all my favorite/funny/cute/profound Twitter quotes from the kids, Craig, and friends. Enjoy.

Daphne, regarding her new school dress code: "I've got a passion for fashion, man, and I just can't deal with this." Tuesday, September 07, 2010

Daphne: Would you like a Canadian foot for TWO dollars? Or would you like a yam? If you buy a Canadian foot, you get TWO cans of yams. Xavier: Xavier: What? Why would you buy the yams if you can get them free with the Canadian foot??? Monday, August 30, 2010

On the voicemail, the entire message: "Uh, thank you. Bless you all, too. Amen." Wednesday, September 01, 2010

"Mom, if you want to get more of these, you have to click "more" on a dot com." - Xavier Friday, August 27, 2010

Xavier: Where are you going? Me: I have a conference I'll be at all day. Xavier: Is it a two-day event? Wednesday, August 04, 2010

Me: This is what summer's all about....waffle fries under the stars. Jaimee: ...and a cup of water. Friday, July 16, 2010

"Throw the beaver, if that doesn't work, use the whistle." - Craig Wednesday, July 14, 2010

"I want beefy sandwiches." - Xavier Friday, July 09, 2010

Xav: In Heaven, I'll be an angel & I'll fly, not drive. Me: You don't turn into an angel in Heaven. Xav: Well fine....I'll be a tooth fairy. Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Found a note on my pillow. "I love u so much and I will allwase love u no matter what. Love Zoe" Saturday, June 19, 2010

Lab-rahhh-doodle ooodle ooodle labradoodle oodle oodle. You start off with a lab, and then, you add a poodle. - A song about labradoodles ♫ Saturday, June 19, 2010

Me: Who on our worship team is Chinese? Xavier: Patrick! Daphne: Jaimee acts like she's Scottish. I wonder if she plays the bag pipes. Thursday, June 17, 2010

"Jack's livin' the dream." - Daphne, to Jack on a swing. Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Zoe woke me up early this morning to ask me what God's plan is for her. Saturday, June 12, 2010

Bedroom-cleaning parenting from Craig this morning: "When you forget to wipe your butt, you get a rash. Your bedroom? It's a rash." Thursday, May 27, 2010

"You could offer me anything, but I would never sell my mother." - Daphne Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Watching the video of Jaimee in a big mama costume, and Xavier asks "How'd she get thicker?" Saturday, May 22, 2010

Daph is making a picture book about Connection Church. She says, "This book is really gonna touch people." Thursday, May 20, 2010

Zoe: Today I'll do perfect on my spelling test. Then I'll say "Woowoo! Wooty woo! Wooo!" No wait, that's bragging. Thursday, May 20, 2010

Daphne: I can't believe this book was written by Madonna! Zoe: Who's Madonna? Daphne: I don't know. Tuesday, May 18, 2010

What types of books do you like to read? Daphne: "I like fantasy. I also like reading fiction. But I love love love informational text." Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Me: We should get pizza for dinner. Zoe: I know!!! Pizza is SO good. Pizza should be a rock star cuz it's so good. Saturday, May 08, 2010

"Monster on your eye, mama?" -Jack says to Christa as she's applying mascara. Friday, April 09, 2010

Craig, in his sleep...."Hey! There's my $8." Friday, April 09, 2010

"I'm gonna finish eating here.....I'm having my...morning breakfast, you could say." - Craig, on the phone. Friday, April 23, 2010

"My hobby is.......takin' my socks off." -Xavier Thursday, April 08, 2010

"Question! If I'm seeing 700 worms coming out into the parking lot, how many am I NOT seeing?" - Rocky Barra Thursday, April 08, 2010